DEALING WITH YOUR DEALER Your dealer might be your best friend or some guy you meet in a mall parking lot once every two weeks. A balding hippie with a gray ponytail, a hip-hop head in a hoodie, or a young skater chick with cool tattoos. It takes all kinds, so to speak. Some dealers sell a little on the side so they can smoke for free, and some find themselves heavily involved in a full-time hustle. Whatever the nature of your relationship with your reefer man (or woman), there are still ten solid commandments to keep in mind when it comes to dealing with your dealer. 1. THOU SHALT NOT HAGGLE. Marijuana is definitely a take it or leave it proposition. 2. THOU SHALT NOT DAWDLE. If your dealer wants you to stick around and get high, you’ll be invited; otherwise, do your business and move along. 3. THOU SHALT NOT BRING A FRIEND WITHOUT PERMISSION, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. 4. THOU SHALT NOT ASK FOR A FREE SAMPLE. 5. THOU SHALT NOT ASK TO BE FRONTED WEED UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY. 6. THOU SHALT NOT ASK WHERE THINE DEALER GETS HERB FROM OR HOW MUCH IT COSTS. 7. THOU SHALT NOT TALK ABOUT HERB ON THE PHONE OR EMAIL. 8. THOU SHALT NOT MAKE A SCENE. This means no loud music booming out of your car windows on the way in or hysterical laughter on the way out. 9. THOU SHALT NOT EXPECT YOUR DEALER TO SMOKE YOU OUT ALL THE TIME AND NEVER RETURN THE FAVOR. After all, didn’t you just get a brand-new fat sack of weed? 10. THOU SHALT NOT BUG THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR DEALER DURING THE OCCASIONAL DRY SPELL. Source: The Official High Times Pot Smoker’s Handbook; Page 45.
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Your dealer might be your best friend or some guy you meet in a mall parking lot once every two weeks. A balding hippie with a gray ponytail, a hip-hop head in a hoodie, or a young skater chick with cool tattoos. It takes all kinds, so to speak. Some dealers sell a little on the side so they can smoke for free, and some find themselves heavily involved in a full-time hustle. Whatever the nature of your relationship with your reefer man (or woman), there are still ten solid commandments to keep in mind when it comes to dealing with your dealer.

1. THOU SHALT NOT HAGGLE. Marijuana is definitely a take it or leave it proposition.

2. THOU SHALT NOT DAWDLE. If your dealer wants you to stick around and get high, you’ll be invited; otherwise, do your business and move along.

3. THOU SHALT NOT BRING A FRIEND WITHOUT PERMISSION, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

4. THOU SHALT NOT ASK FOR A FREE SAMPLE.

5. THOU SHALT NOT ASK TO BE FRONTED WEED UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY.

6. THOU SHALT NOT ASK WHERE THINE DEALER GETS HERB FROM OR HOW MUCH IT COSTS.

7. THOU SHALT NOT TALK ABOUT HERB ON THE PHONE OR EMAIL.

8. THOU SHALT NOT MAKE A SCENE. This means no loud music booming out of your car windows on the way in or hysterical laughter on the way out.

9. THOU SHALT NOT EXPECT YOUR DEALER TO SMOKE YOU OUT ALL THE TIME AND NEVER RETURN THE FAVOR. After all, didn’t you just get a brand-new fat sack of weed?

10. THOU SHALT NOT BUG THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR DEALER DURING THE OCCASIONAL DRY SPELL.

Source: The Official High Times Pot Smoker’s Handbook; Page 45.

HOW CAN POT BE BANNED WHEN TOBACCO AND BOOZE ARE PERFECTLY LEGAL? You can ask the question a million different ways and never get a straight answer. You’ll get answers aplenty, of course, but they’ll just be complete and utter bullshit. Here’s a rundown of the three most popular artful dodges used by the drug warriors, and their myths debunked. THEORY: Marijuana leads to hard drugs.FACT: Statistics prove that the real gateway is alcohol. Also, it’s marijuana prohibition that exposes pot smokers to the wider black market and its other illicit offerings THEORY: Alcohol and tobacco are accepted parts of our society, making them fundamentally different from marijuana.FACT: Precedent is no excuse for bad policy. Slavery and child labor were once accepted parts of our society, along with opium-laced baby medicines. THEORY: Alcohol and tobacco are bad enough, so why add to our troubles?FACT: Marijuana is by far the least harmful of the three. Also, millions of Americans already use cannabis regularly. And most marijuana-related problems stem from the prohibition against it, not the use. Source: The Official High Times Pot Smoker’s Handbook; Page 150-151.  justgethigh.com - click here for thousands of marijuana pictures, GIFs, news articles, videos, & more.
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HOW CAN POT BE BANNED WHEN TOBACCO AND BOOZE ARE PERFECTLY LEGAL?

You can ask the question a million different ways and never get a straight answer. You’ll get answers aplenty, of course, but they’ll just be complete and utter bullshit. Here’s a rundown of the three most popular artful dodges used by the drug warriors, and their myths debunked.

THEORY: Marijuana leads to hard drugs.
FACT: Statistics prove that the real gateway is alcohol. Also, it’s marijuana prohibition that exposes pot smokers to the wider black market and its other illicit offerings

THEORY: Alcohol and tobacco are accepted parts of our society, making them fundamentally different from marijuana.
FACT: Precedent is no excuse for bad policy. Slavery and child labor were once accepted parts of our society, along with opium-laced baby medicines.

THEORY: Alcohol and tobacco are bad enough, so why add to our troubles?
FACT: Marijuana is by far the least harmful of the three. Also, millions of Americans already use cannabis regularly. And most marijuana-related problems stem from the prohibition against it, not the use.

Source: The Official High Times Pot Smoker’s Handbook; Page 150-151. 

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SEVEN RULES OF THE ROAD FOR MOTORISTS CARRYING PRECIOUS “CARGO” 1. POWER VACUUM. Dude, you need to get a vacuum sealer — especially if you’re carrying around more herb than you’d care to answer for in a court of law. These miracle devices store your greens airtight, keeping them fresh, and better still, lock in all aromas, making them the ideal gadget for heads on the go. they’re also popular among the foodies of the world and will therefore raise no eyebrows at the point of purchase — unless, of course, you ask which brand works best for weed. 2. KEEP THE FUNK IN THE TRUNK. Just because that ounce of OG Kush has been vacuum-sealed and therefore rendered odorless, that’s no reason to drive with it sitting in your lap. A locked trunk can only be searched by police with probable cause, while other areas of your car — anywhere a gun might be accessible, for instance — are fair game. So buy yourself a small safe disguised as a water bottle and hide it in a cooler in the trunk.  3. NO SMOKING. First of all, no matter what you tell yourself, your driving does not improve when you’re stoned — it’s just that the music sounds a lot better. Also, getting high in the car increases your chances of getting pulled over, and the odor and appearance of pot smoking greatly increases your chances of a search. 4. NO SPEEDING. Duh. 5. GO INCOGNITO. The Grateful Dead have millions of fans and have played music live before more people than anyone else in history. Their musical legacy will survive without your bumper sticker, and you will stand a far better chance of surviving a routine traffic stop without the Steal Your face above your license plate. 6. KNOW THE LAWS. If you’re traveling across state lines, take the time to review the various laws to which you will be accountable, so you can make an informed choice about what to bring with you in the car. Also, consider driving around Oklahoma.  7. DO NOT CONSENT. If you are asked to consent to a search, politely say no. The police seek your permission only when they do not have legal grounds to search without it. Stay calm and explain that you are heading to an important appointment and that you need to get moving as quickly as possible. Do not be intimidated or coerced into surrendering your rights. If you’re not sure whether you can leave, simply ask, “Am I free to go?” Source: The Official High Times Pot Smoker’s Handbook; Pages 167-168.
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1. POWER VACUUM. Dude, you need to get a vacuum sealer — especially if you’re carrying around more herb than you’d care to answer for in a court of law. These miracle devices store your greens airtight, keeping them fresh, and better still, lock in all aromas, making them the ideal gadget for heads on the go. they’re also popular among the foodies of the world and will therefore raise no eyebrows at the point of purchase — unless, of course, you ask which brand works best for weed.

2. KEEP THE FUNK IN THE TRUNK. Just because that ounce of OG Kush has been vacuum-sealed and therefore rendered odorless, that’s no reason to drive with it sitting in your lap. A locked trunk can only be searched by police with probable cause, while other areas of your car — anywhere a gun might be accessible, for instance — are fair game. So buy yourself a small safe disguised as a water bottle and hide it in a cooler in the trunk. 

3. NO SMOKING. First of all, no matter what you tell yourself, your driving does not improve when you’re stoned — it’s just that the music sounds a lot better. Also, getting high in the car increases your chances of getting pulled over, and the odor and appearance of pot smoking greatly increases your chances of a search.

4. NO SPEEDING. Duh.

5. GO INCOGNITO. The Grateful Dead have millions of fans and have played music live before more people than anyone else in history. Their musical legacy will survive without your bumper sticker, and you will stand a far better chance of surviving a routine traffic stop without the Steal Your face above your license plate.

6. KNOW THE LAWS. If you’re traveling across state lines, take the time to review the various laws to which you will be accountable, so you can make an informed choice about what to bring with you in the car. Also, consider driving around Oklahoma. 

7. DO NOT CONSENT. If you are asked to consent to a search, politely say no. The police seek your permission only when they do not have legal grounds to search without it. Stay calm and explain that you are heading to an important appointment and that you need to get moving as quickly as possible. Do not be intimidated or coerced into surrendering your rights. If you’re not sure whether you can leave, simply ask, “Am I free to go?”

Source: The Official High Times Pot Smoker’s Handbook; Pages 167-168.

When I think about the people I have smoked pot with, they’re such an eclectic mix of people, and I probably never would have spoken to a lot of them if it weren’t for pot. Alcohol doesn’t bring people together like that.
Dave Chappelle (2004)
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PSH Piss Tips: How To Pass The One Test You Can’t Study For

The best way to pass a drug test is to put time between getting high and unzipping your fly. Most drug test solution products insist on a minimum 48- to 72-hour window of abstinence before the test. THC appears in urine 2 to 4 hours after smoking, and may persist in detectable amounts for up to 30 days. Secondhand marijuana smoke should not cause a positive urine-test result.

Drink as much water as possible int he days leading up to the test to flush your system. THC can also be sweat out of the body.

Urinate as much as possible at home before arriving for your drug test. Avoid giving the urine at the beginning and end of your stream.

If you use a “drug test solution,” follow all manufacturer’s recommendations exactly. If you use a device concealing “clean” urine, practice using it at home before the day of the test.

Source: The Official High Times Pot Smoker’s Handbook; Page 64.